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Part-Time Nanny Job: The Kesene, MD Family with 1 Child
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Full-Time Nanny Job: The Richardson Family with 4 Children
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Part-Time Nanny Job: The Stevenson Family with 2 Children
Part-Time Nanny Job: The CANADAY Family with 2 Children
Will need someone for a few hours every Monday and Friday so my wife can go onsite for her semi-remote job. Will request, on occasion, weekend services so we can do couple stuff. Eventually want to find someone we can trust enough to watch the boys overnight, every now and again, so my wife and I can take short trips and do the nasty in a nice hotel after a sultry dinner. Would prefer a nanny comfortable with firearms. Will train her if she is willing to learn.
She will be watching our infant, mostly, with ability to pick our 5-year-old up from school occasionally. Husband (me) will typically be out of work in time for school pick-up.
The boys are pretty standard fare. Malcolm (the 5-year-old) is easy going and happy, as long as he has cheese and can play freely without much attention required.
Weston is the fat baby, 6 months old, and full of fire and brimstone. He has an insatiable appetite for formula, bananas, and the blood of his enemies. Happy as long as he is fed, clean, or napping. Don't wake him up prematurely lest you invite the fury of 1000 Valkyries to descend upon your sanity.
The job is simple. As long as they survive in good health and do not get grievously injured, the nanny will have little responsibility. Occasionally, Mal will be able to play with one of his neighbors, leaving you with just the hell spawn to feed souls and formula.
We love our children and enjoy joking around with and about them (obviously). Whoever so dares to undertake this privilege of childcare must adhere to some reasonable, ideological boundaries that must not be crossed. Other than that, she will have fun with them with nothing more than a few scratches and bruises to worry about.
Please let us know if you have any questions. Will need to interview any potential candidates to gauge compatibility with our family. Failures will not be dropped through a trap-door. We promise.
She will be watching our infant, mostly, with ability to pick our 5-year-old up from school occasionally. Husband (me) will typically be out of work in time for school pick-up.
The boys are pretty standard fare. Malcolm (the 5-year-old) is easy going and happy, as long as he has cheese and can play freely without much attention required.
Weston is the fat baby, 6 months old, and full of fire and brimstone. He has an insatiable appetite for formula, bananas, and the blood of his enemies. Happy as long as he is fed, clean, or napping. Don't wake him up prematurely lest you invite the fury of 1000 Valkyries to descend upon your sanity.
The job is simple. As long as they survive in good health and do not get grievously injured, the nanny will have little responsibility. Occasionally, Mal will be able to play with one of his neighbors, leaving you with just the hell spawn to feed souls and formula.
We love our children and enjoy joking around with and about them (obviously). Whoever so dares to undertake this privilege of childcare must adhere to some reasonable, ideological boundaries that must not be crossed. Other than that, she will have fun with them with nothing more than a few scratches and bruises to worry about.
Please let us know if you have any questions. Will need to interview any potential candidates to gauge compatibility with our family. Failures will not be dropped through a trap-door. We promise.
Part-Time Nanny Job: The Johnson Family with 2 Children
Pick up kids and help with dinner
Full-Time Nanny Job: The Guy Family with 2 Children
I am applying for a job that requires me to travel often. Sometimes I will be gone 3 to 4 days at a time. I am a single father with no family here in Houston area. Would need to make sure the kids get on and off the bus, fed and put to bed.
Part-Time Nanny Job: The Jennings Family with 1 Child
Sweet 3 year old girl, would be one day per week from 5:30am-8pm. Childcare day varies week to week. Depending on day of week, transportation to activities may be required.
Full-Time Nanny Job: The Shin Family with 1 Child
M thru F 40hr per week for one year old girl. Im looking for shared nanny.
Live-In Part-Time Nanny Job: The Valbuena Family with 1 Child
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